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80 years from now;

Me:  //falls//
Granddaughter:  GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me:  //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter:  Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me:  WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter:  GRANDMA!
Me:  YOLO

elegently:

that moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell.